Us girls love a night out together, getting all dressed up and having a good drink and a dance. But no matter where or when, there are certain things that always seem to happen when a group of girls go on a night out with each other. It's like a secret rule book or specific set of guide lines we follow every time we get together!
1. You'll always spend hours getting ready. You may even spend longer getting ready than you actually do when you're out. Sad but true.
2. Whilst ‘pre-drinking’ as the young 'uns today like to call it, you'll raise your voices to shrieking decibels and giggle continuously and the more drinks consumed, the louder these shrieks become. Yay for your next door neighbours.
3. Thousands of photos will be taken, usually in a rotational system with one person taking a photo of all the others, then swapping with someone else in the line. Then there will be the individual photos, silly photos and then someone will eventually be called to take a group photo of everyone. And of course, there will always be that obligatory selfie. Everyone does it.
4. After hours of pre drinking the taxi will finally arrive and there will always be a mad scramble to do one last shot, one last wee, one last touch up of make up and that desperate struggle to get your heels on.
5. When arriving at the nightclub, you will always go straight to the toilet to check your make up in case it has dramatically changed in the time it took you to get there.
6. You 'll all dance together until certain members of the group start to stray off with the male species or stray off to sit and cry about the male species.
7. There will be a lot of intense screaming and waving of hands when a song comes on that is quite obviously ‘your song’.
8. You'll think it's a good idea to get a jug - not a glass, a whole jug- of a red/pink/blue coloured drink, that is until you either get bored of carrying it or someone bumps into you, it's all down your dress and things start to kick off.
9. You will meet your new best friend in the toilet.
10. Some of the funniest parts of the night can happen in the toilet. Boys have no idea.
11. Someone will always be sick.
12. And when persuading that person who has been sick to go home, they will always insist they're fine even though their eyelashes are falling off and they've got vom in their hair.
13. Someone’s shoes will inevitably come off without a consideration of what they might be stepping in. No shame ladies.
14. Eating that kebab/ some sort of fast food slop at the end of the night seems like the best thing you've ever done in your life ever.
15. You'll wake up the next morning, head pounding, cringing about life, promising yourself you will NEVER be going out again.
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